"WARNING: Will Talk About Staple Length" Goat Humor Kiss-Cut Sticker

A true IYKYK.

A cheeky, glossy kiss-cut sticker that brings a wink and a laugh to your everyday gear. The high-contrast black typography and soft, textured mohair illustration create a fun tension between blunt humor and cozy charm. Stick it on a laptop, journal, or planner to announce your playful personality and spark conversations. The sticker’s glossy finish makes colors pop and gives a smooth, polished look that stands out on light or dark surfaces.

Product features

- Glossy paper finish with a scratch-resistant surface

- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting placement

- Printed in vivid colors using eco-solvent inks

- Quick, smooth, bubble-free application; available in white or transparent

- Multiple sizes available; PNG-ready kiss-cut format (adult use)

Care instructions

- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.